Friday, 30 May 2014

Inside scoop on Kim Kardashian's #Kimye wedding

Their wedding was always going to be over the top but if a new report from the New York Post's Page Six is to be believed, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's nuptials descended into farce.
The duo - collectively known as Kimye - tied the knot in a lavish ceremony at the Forti di Belvedere in Florence, Italy last Saturday and in the article, penned by an anonymous wedding insider, it is claimed that the toilets were the most impressive part of the day, encased in a huge gold box.
The report, whose veracity has been questioned by Twitter users who nonetheless rushed to share it, paints Kanye as a groomzilla who was still making changes just one hour before the wedding began, even going so far as to grab a saw to cut the bar in two and later giving himself a 45 minute toast.
Happily ever after: According to the New York Post's Page Six, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lavish nuptials descended into farce
Happily ever after: According to the New York Post's Page Six, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lavish nuptials descended into farce

Michelle Gotthelf, the New York Post's Metropolitan Editor, tweeted the article and wrote, 'Reads like fiction but sadly it's true. Inside #Kimye wedding.'
Page Six reporter Mara Siegler also shared it and wrote: 'Kimye's wedding: Amazing. A "Golden Toilet Tower," Kanye cutting the bar in half and giving himself 45 min toast.'
All true? The NY Post's Michelle Gotthelf tweeted that the article is completely true

All true? The NY Post's Michelle Gotthelf tweeted that the article is completely true
All true? The NY Post's Michelle Gotthelf tweeted that the article is completely true

While staff from the paper claim the report is real, the publication did originally mark the nupitals with a tongue-in-cheek announcement.
It read: 'Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday. Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.
''They were betrothed at Florence's 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle. Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle. The republic still stands.'
Just married: Kim and Kanye shared this picture after their wedding and a new report claims to spill the beans on everything that happened including Kanye's groomzilla behaviour
Just married: Kim and Kanye shared this picture after their wedding and a new report claims to spill the beans on everything that happened including Kanye's groomzilla behaviour

If the hilarious claims are indeed true, they show that the Kimye wedding was even more lavish and OTT than expected.
While the Gold Toilet Tower was the focus of the bash, Kim and Kanye reportedly opted for a unique guest seating arrangements.
Rather than using placecards, the paper reports 'they had a team of Italian stonemasons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the tabletop in front of the individual place settings'.
30 life-sized nudes were created especially but many were damaged and only six made it to the reception.
Poking fun: The NY Post previously covered Kim and Kanye's wedding with this tongue in cheek article
Poking fun: The NY Post previously covered Kim and Kanye's wedding with this tongue in cheek article

Annoying: Jaden Smith is reported to have annoyed fellow guests by dressing up as Batman and running around causing chaos
Annoying: Jaden Smith is reported to have annoyed fellow guests by dressing up as Batman and running around causing chaos

Cape throwing: Vogue Italia's editor in chief, Franca Sozzani is said to have gotten annoyed with Jaden for throwing his cape over her head repeatedly
Cape throwing: Vogue Italia's editor in chief, Franca Sozzani is said to have gotten annoyed with Jaden for throwing his cape over her head repeatedly

The New York Post claims Kanye made a number of changes just hours before the wedding including removing 80 lights from the dance floor and stating: ‘I’m in the center of this party.'
And the issues with the lights did not end there with Kim reportedly being furious earlier when a spotlight hit her crotch as she walked into it leading her to unplug all of the lights which left the cocktail area and toilets in darkness.
Instead of the customary one dance for the bride and groom, the NY Post reports they had five
and blind opera singer Andrea Bocelli was reportedly forced to leave after his performance because there was no seat for him.
And while Jaden Smith did indeed wear a white superhero costume, the paper gives an hilarious account of him annoying fellow guests which is so entertaining that one can only hope it is true.
The paper states: 'Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and ran around like a chicken with its head cut. Vogue Italia’s editor in chief, Franca Sozzani, was getting irritated because he kept coming up behind her and throwing his cape over her head.'

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