She didn’t sea that one coming.
Tuesday, 2 February 2016
Holy MACKEREL: Flying fish slaps reporter in the FACE on air and it’s hilarious
She didn’t sea that one coming.
From now on, Windows 10 will start to install itself automatically on your computer
MICROSOFT has stepped up its next-generation operating system to a "recommended" update to all Windows 7 and Windows 8.1 users.
Women are putting MARIJUANA pills inside their vaginas and you’ll never guess why
MAKERS of the ‘weed-infused’ capsules say it will not get you high.
Ten things you didn't know about groundhogs
Today is Groundhog Day, when a groundhog in Pennsylvania makes a long-term weather forecast, as featured in the 1993 Bill Murray film Groundhog Day.
Ruby Wax: Mindfulness is the only thing that can dig me out of despair
RUBY Wax only turned to mindfulness, she admits, because she was “desperate”.
Monday, 1 February 2016
Dry Clean Only
Swimsuit season, is that you? Nope, but for a blogger there is no such thing. It’s ‘force yourself on a holiday whenever you get the chance.’ However, make sure you create a hell load of content while you have turquoise pools and iconic (read: photogenic) backdrops. So I did! I managed to tick off one destination from my ultimate travel list, Moroccan, La Mamounia to be exact. But more about this on a later post, where I will show you more of what Pinterest dreams are made of.
I have by accident become a swimsuit person. Somewhere in between me giving up on tanning goals inspired by J.LO and discovering resorts where you are supposed to spend literally 24h a day by the pool (Ibiza), I discovered the importance of luxury swimsuits. In all honesty, these have nothing to do with practicality, nor are they really meant for swimming. They are simply meant to look damn good. These wonder pieces works for you like a corset, so you can order the fish tacos as a side to your Bloody Mary lunch. Last years enlightenment moment was brought to you (and me) by Agent Provocateur, remember Maddie? That piece continues to have a 100% success rate, I’ll let your imagination explain what I really mean with that. This years version turns up the heat with a promiscuous cut-out, meet Remmi. Now I can hear eyes rolling, however, am I not correct to point out that this piece covers way more than your bikini does? That’s right…
Now part two of borderline appropriate pool-wear is brought to you by Victoria’s Secret. I’ve had my up’s and down's with mesh, a material that can so easily go horribly wrong. However, I’m channeling more of a 90’s surf girl stranded on a yacht than a teenager on a Hot Topic shopping spree. Accessorise only with free flying hair in a constant, damp combover and avoid extensive sun exposure unless you are prepared for questionable tan lines. Unfortunately this one will not hold you in like the mistress swimsuit discussed above, but it will give you the best, barbie like arms. Now that’s important too, as it is indeed February and most are embracing the #winterbod.
So while we continue to push through another depressingly dark month, there is nothing that will get you through like full denial and a look at something so irrelevant as my favourite swimsuits of 2015, you’ve served me well. I’m both eager and slightly terrified to see what the new year will bring me in terms of swimsuit preferences. But hey, bring it.
Is the storey over for Bugalows? Buyers and builders reject the Bungalow
THE figures from the National House Building Council speak for themselves.
QUIZ: Which Prime Minister are you?
Find out which political leader are you are most like.
Designer baby fears as scientists allowed to ‘modify’ embryos
BRITISH scientists were given the go-ahead to genetically engineer human embryos yesterday in a controversial move which raised fears of “designer babies”.
How to grow Agapanthus, the star of the Royal Academy's Monet to Matisse exhibition
IF the start of the Royal Academy's new exhibition The Modern Garden: Monet to Matisse has any lasting effect it may be to create a surge in interest for agapanthus plants.
How to look after your house orchids
LEAPS and bounds in orchid cultivation mean that many of us grow these gorgeous plants without the need for the heated greenhouses or conservatives of old.
Man attempts to stand on an egg: Can you guess who cracks first?
This man’s attempt to balance on egg ended with shocking results
Exercise could help you SURVIVE a first heart attack
AN EXCITING study has revealed a potential key factor in heart attack survival.
Films featuring smoking should have adult ratings to PROTECT children, say health experts
SMOKING in films should come with a rating to protect children, global health experts have urged.
EXCLUSIVE: Experts reveal ‘missing link’ for weight-loss, and it’s found in FAT
HEALTH professionals warn that many modern-day diets are missing these critical nutrients.
Multiple sclerosis sufferer FILMS herself during a severe attack to highlight condition
A MULTIPLE sclerosis sufferer filmed herself having an 'attack' in a brave bid to raise awareness of the debilitating illness.
Are you at risk of a sexually transmitted disease? Take this six question test
A SIX part questionnaire could predict your risk of a sexually transmitted disease.
Apple Music search NOT working: Glitch leaves users unable to look-up artists, tracks
APPLE MUSIC subscribers have been left unable to search within the music streaming app, leaving much of the service impossible to use.
‘I’m turning into a TREE’: Man with rare condition has 'roots' growing from hands and feet
THE BANGLADESHI man has had branch-like lesions growing on his limbs for seven years.
Why you should DELETE Facebook from your smartphone, right NOW
FACEBOOK'S official mobile app is slowing down smartphones and draining battery life, according to reports.
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