Wednesday 18 September 2013

QUENTIN LETTS: First night review of A Midsummer Night's Dream

A Midsummer Night's Dream, Noel Coward Theatre
Rating: 5 Star Rating
Shakespeare's Bottom is usually done as a self-regarding ‘hempen homespun’, a Warwickshire mechanical with too much to say for himself. Little Britain star David Walliams, naturally, has a camper take.
He makes Bottom a lisping Herbert, all cravat and pink shirt and thrown head gestures. He skips off stage holding hands with his amateur-theatricals boyfriend Peter Quince (Richard Dempsey).
A liberty with the Bard? Nope. It is a terrific idea: funny, fresh (ooh – fresh indeed) and rather endearing. It certainly makes sense of that name Shakespeare gives him.
Humorously sexy: Sheridan Smith as fairy queen Titania
Humorously sexy: Sheridan Smith as fairy queen Titania

This is a fine Dream. Mr Walliams co-stars with the constantly, impertinently, humorously sexy Sheridan Smith, whose Titania falls in love with Bottom when he is a donkey.
Miss Smith has a set of eyebrows that seem constantly a-quiver, as though she has just been shown something the size of a prize marrow.
At this point Mr Walliams is wearing a pair of equine teeth which make him resemble the fictitious Australian cultural attachĂ©, Sir  Les Patterson.
At other moments this Bottom reminded me of Frankie Howerd (is Mr Walliams not quite possibly Frankie’s reincarnation?).
Miss Smith, curvaceously slinky and with that very English impishness, could be a modern-day Diana Dors – before she started overdoing it on the cream puffs and Gordon’s gin.
Michael Grandage, London’s most reliable director, serves up a Dream which flashes plenty of flesh. The male lovers, Lysander (Sam Swainsbury) and Demetrius (Stefano Braschi) have the looks and limbs of Calvin Klein underpant models. They duly strip to their smalls. 
This production catches the Sybaritic jollity, the vivid vim of the Dream
This production catches the Sybaritic jollity, the vivid vim of the Dream

They and their bronzed girlfriends Hermia (Susannah Fielding) and a voracious Helena (Katherine Kingsley) bask in orange lighting front-of-stage.
This contrasts with greys and blues to the back where a vast, beguiling moon burns in the midsummer night’s sky. The fairy scenes (I mean in Titania’s court) are brushed with 1970s-style flower-power love songs.
Gavin Fowler’s Puck keeps  showing off his lithe torso – this show has more six-packs than Threshers. Miss Smith is done up  in a Toyah Willcox hairdo. Cleavage is provided.
The mechanicals’ play within a play has been done with more slapstick. A purist might want crisper diction from Miss Smith, though one would not want to sacrifice any of the show’s cantering pace.
This production catches the Sybaritic jollity, the vivid vim of the Dream. Even in autumnal London you catch a taste of midsummer.
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Exterminated: Rob's biscuit tower in the shape of a Dalek loses out to shortbread Bavarian Clock Tower. Jim Shelley reels from The Great British Bake Off

It was farewell to Rob Smart in the Great British Bake Off.
His biscuit tower in the Showstopper Challenge was a disaster, as he made the fatal error of presenting Mary Berry with a Dalek and not one blessed with any great flavour at that.

A tasteless affair then, Mary’s expression confirmed – in more ways than one.

Worst of all, Rob’s creation gave Sue Perkins the excuse to do her hilarious Dalek voice – or what she obviously thought was hilarious and a Dalek voice - several times.
Foiled: Rob tries to assassinate Mary Berry with a cocktail stick cunningly hidden inside the plunger of his Dalek cake
Foiled: Rob tries to assassinate Mary Berry with a cocktail stick cunningly hidden inside the plunger of his Dalek cake
Rob's Dalek was commendably original and, um, metrosexual. But Lady Berry doesn’t strike you as someone likely to be a big Doctor Who fan so it was a risky choice.
As for eating it? ‘Not such a joy,’ she said with a smile that could chill the heart.

Rob’s biscuit tower was held together with ‘edible glue’ while he had placed a cocktail stick inside the Dalek’s, which would not only bring tears to any Dalek's eyes but could have been fatal for Mary if she had munched it down.

With assassination ideas like that, he should expect a call from the KGB any day.
Glenn meanwhile was hastily re-thinking his plans for a blancmange shaped like an Ood and a fondant fancy in the colours of Tom Baker's scarf. 
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry safely detonate Rob's Dalek cake while Mel Giedroyc (right) looks on and Sue Perkins (annoying) amuses herself by doing another Dalek impression
Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry safely detonate Rob's Dalek cake while Mel Giedroyc (right) looks on and Sue Perkins (annoying) amuses herself by doing another Dalek impression
Rob was evicted from the Great British Bake Off tent despite the fact that Frances’ tower (a haberdashery box complete with buttons) was more of a hapless pile than a tower, which, as Mary pointed out with her trademark gracious dismay, was 'the brief for the challenge.’

Mind you, it looked to me as if it was Mel Giedroyc who knocked Frances’ creation over as she measured it to check it was the required 30 centimetres, reassuring Frances ‘yup, you’re OK’ - just as it collapsed. Cheers for that Mel.
Bake Off judge Mary Berry chuckles at the memory of Rob's Dalek cake
Bake Off judge Mary Berry chuckles at the memory of Rob's Dalek cake
Other Showstopper Challenges included Howard’s Japanese Pagoda Tea Tower, a Helter Skelter inspired by raspberry macaroons rather than Charles Manson, and the winner, Christine’s Bavarian Clock Tower, made of four flavours of shortbread that included orange & cardamom, chocolate and vanilla. Show off.

‘I think that’s stunning,’ beamed Mary. I think that’s potty.

‘It not only has to got to taste good and look good, it has to be structurally sound,’ Paul Hollywood had warned, although the first two sounded more like what I was looking for in a dessert.
Proving a stopped clock is right twice a day, Christine's Shortbread Bavarian Clock Tower. And trees
Proving a stopped clock is right twice a day, Christine's Shortbread Bavarian Clock Tower. And trees
The rest of the show consisted of ‘the largest signature bake yet’ and ‘the thinnest technical challenge ever devised' - the evil swines.

The first of these concerned traybakes, which turned out to be things you baked. In a tray.
'The fact that it's simple...makes it extremely difficult,' an agonised Paul Hollywood explained.'Because when you're judging you have to even more critical.'
Strangely enough Mary seemed not to have this problem.
A brief history of the traybake covered the Quakers and Sue Perkins announcing: ‘believe it or not the name of this pink traybake is the Tottenham Cake’.

Anyone who goes to Greggs could have told her that.

The main function of the history section seems to be to make the baking more exciting.

‘We want some lovely surprises and wonderful finishes,’ said Mary, hopefully still talking about biscuits.
After the Jaffa Cake, the Jenga Cake. Sue Perkins (left) risks taking a piece
After the Jaffa Cake, the Jenga Cake. Sue Perkins (left) risks taking a piece
Fellow judge Paul Hollywood however was not in such a great mood.

For her traybakes, Frances had made Millionaire’s Banoffee Bonus and stacked them like Jenga.

‘I think overall it looks quite attractive,’ Hollywood said grudgingly.
Admittedly Glenn’s Apricot & Pistachio Tiffin made from layers of chocolate, pistachio, marshmallow and biscuit turned out as big, unappealing wodges of chocolate.

‘They look... grotesque,’ declared Hollywood, not mincing his words, let alone dicing them and coating them with icing sugar.
Glenn promptly went into a speech about what a hard week he'd had - marking 50 essays. Teachers eh ? How do they make it past 30 without dying of exhaustion, what with all the marking of essays and baking biscuits. Mary was more benign.
‘It tastes very good and you’ve shown us all sorts of skills,’ she said kindly.
As for the apricot, chocolate, and what she called ‘the pissed-arch-io’, ‘they taste absolutely lovely.’
Mary Berry (right) tries to persuade Paul Hollywood (grumpy) to be nice about her tuile. No, not that - biscuits in the shape of a roof tile
Mary Berry (right) tries to persuade Paul Hollywood (grumpy) to be nice about her tuile. No, not that - biscuits in the shape of a roof tile
Round Two was tuiles.Trust the French to have a fancy biscuit named after a roof tile.

They wanted 18 – half in what they called 'the traditional manner' and piped with circles of chocolate, and half 'rolled up like cigars and dipped in chocolate.’
Whatever happened to 'you'll get what you're given and like it'?
‘This really is an exceedingly difficult challenge,’ Mary said, her version of Mr. Kipling.

‘We’re checking their piping skills. We’re checking their time management and their precision,’ preened Paul.

There were cooking challenges too.
The other contestants try not to smile as the judges ask: 'who was the idiot who made the blue Dalek cake?'
The other contestants try not to smile as the judges ask: 'who was the idiot who made the blue Dalek cake?'
In the oven too long and contestants wouldn’t be able to roll the mix out. Not long enough and they wouldn’t get the requisite snap. Over-beaten, and the tuiles could shrink in the oven. (Don't you just hate it when that happens?)
Frances said hers were so thin they were the Alexa Chung of biscuits. Too thin and they could crack (like Alexa Chung).

Howard said his were ‘more like fag butts than cigars’ – giving them the hard sell.

Again, Hollywood proved hard to please.

‘It is quite stable. I don’t like the flavour of the biscuit. I don’t like the texture either,’ he said, which will probably be the last time Beca makes him a ‘Tiered Macaron & Sugar Dough Biscuit Centrepiece.’

By the way, did Beca mention her husband was in the army ?
Beca wonders if it's time to mention her husband's in the army again
Beca wonders if it's time to mention her husband's in the army again
Glenn had fashioned some cherry and hazelnut Shortbread and raspberry macaroons into a Helter Skelter – as you do.

‘It does look quite impressive,’ Paul shrugged, reluctantly.
It was hard to work out what would make him happy. Luckily Ruby was, um, on hand.
She was on particularly irritating form but Paul didn't seem to mind much.
‘I’ve never done traybakes. I don’t really do biscuits,’ she beamed. Me neither, but then I’m not on the Great British Bake Off.

I’m not certain but I think she might have been too busy revising for her Philosophy degree to do any preparation. She barely mentioned it, beyond the first few dozen times.
‘Don’t tell me you're going to wing it,’ he chided her, forgetting to add what he was clearly thinking (‘you little minx, you’).
As for making their own piping bag, Ruby mooched around, fluterring her eyelashes waiting for a man (Paul) to come and help her construct one.
Howard's Japanese Pagoda Tea Tower was not good enough to win although it tasted good (well of tea anyway) and looked incredible (well kind of)
Howard's Japanese Pagoda Tea Tower was not good enough to win although it tasted good (well of tea anyway) and looked incredible (well kind of)
Ruby's main tactic this week was not her baking but getting her excuses in early.

‘Clearly I’ve messed it up completely...’ she coyly told the judges (mostly Paul). ‘I’d like to apologise for my blackberry Bakewell. It’s messy and its under-baked. The pastry’s awful as well.’

Poor baby.

Mary tried to be stern with her.
‘You almost feel you want to pick it up and turn over,’ she suggested about Ruby’s creation for the ShowStopper Challenge, rather missing the point of her idea for a tower - ‘Dropped Ice Cream Cone.’
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby !: Ruby mesmerises Paul Hollywood with the old 'Look into my eyes, look in to my eyes' trick, although, frankly, he seems to be already in her thrall - or wishes he was
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby !: Ruby mesmerises Paul Hollywood with the old 'Look into my eyes, look in to my eyes' trick, although, frankly, he seems to be already in her thrall - or wishes he was
You sensed Paul didn’t even notice which way Ruby’s cone was pointing - or care.

‘They taste lovely, really good. Great flavours, great textures,’ he slavered, possibly speaking thoughts he was having privately out loud.

Earlier as he sampled her blackberry Bakewell, he told her: ‘You’ve got a bit of a soggy bottom there,’
Who? Ruby?!
It seemed to me unlikely but, the way this competition is going, anyone who wants to check is going to have to get past Paul Hollywood first.
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Thespian fest: Lara Stone joins husband David Walliams and Sheridan Smith for A Midsummer Night's Dream after-party

ummer might be over, but that didn't stop the cast of  A Midsummer Night's Dream turning out for an afterparty in London.
Amongst them were Sheridan Smith and David Walliams who seemed to be enjoying letting their hair down after the nerve-wracking Press night performance.
Sheridan looked every inch the elegant Thespian in a grey silk dress with an embroided design on the chest.
Luvvies: Lara Stone, David Walliams, Sheridan Smith and director Michael Grandage turned out for the after party for Midsummer night's dream
Luvvies: Lara Stone, David Walliams, Sheridan Smith and director Michael Grandage turned out for the after party for Midsummer night's dream

Her blonde hair was pulled off her face into an up-do with lose strands at the front to frame her features.
The 32-year-old actress, who accessorised with a Boulder Opal yellow gold and oxidised silver ring by Armenta, had on dramatic winged eyeliner but kept the rest of her make-up minimal.
Even in black high heels the star was still dwarfed by 6ft 2 co-star David Walliams.
Loved up: David Walliams had the support of his wife Lara Stone
Loved up: David Walliams had the support of his wife Lara Stone
  

David's wife Lara Stone had accompanied her husband for support and the two looked as loved up as ever.
The model, who gave birth to the couples son Alfred in May, looked elegant in a purple and black dress.
She accessorised with black boots and chain-link Chanel bag. Her long blonde hair was loose and natural.
Pals: David and Sheridan were seen larking about
Pals: David and Sheridan were seen larking about

Co-stars: The two seemed to have a good rapport on and off the stage
Co-stars: The two seemed to have a good rapport on and off the stage

 Celebrities attend the 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' press night.
Celebrities attend the 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' press night.
It'll be alright on the night: The cast turned up to party after the show

Happy couple: Lara gave birth to their first child, Alfred, in May
Happy couple: Lara gave birth to their first child, Alfred, in May

Despite recently giving birth, the Dutch-born model seemed to have had no problems getting back into amazing shape.
David and Lara began dating in September 2009 before marrying at London's exclusive Claridge's Hotel in May 2010.
Meanwhile, fellow Thespian Sheridan is believed to currently be single rumours this Summer that she was seeing comedian Russel Brand.
Heart-throb: American actor Chris Pine was amongst many big names who turned out for the party
Heart-throb: American actor Chris Pine was amongst many big names who turned out for the party
Suited and booted: The actor dressed to impress in a fitted black suit with a slim black tie
Suited and booted: The actor dressed to impress in a fitted black suit with a slim black tie
Suited and booted: The actor dressed to impress in a fitted black suit with a slim black tie


Casual: Miranda Hart dressed down for the party
Casual: Miranda Hart dressed down for the party


Sheridan who made a name for herself in down to earth TV such as The Royle Family and Two Pints Of Larger And A Packet Of Crisps has made the difficult transition into
respected stage actress.
She recently told Marie Claire magazine:'‘If I can keep plodding along, earning a living doing what I love, I'm happy.  Maybe find a fella along the way.  That wouldn't go amiss.’
Veteran: Shakespearean actress Susannah Fielding attended the theatre world party
Veteran: Shakespearean actress Susannah Fielding attended the theatre world party

Elegant: Sheridan was vision in her silk dress
Elegant: Sheridan was vision in her silk dress

Modest: The actress came over all shy as she arrived to party following her success on stage
Modest: The actress came over all shy as she arrived to party following her success on stage
Modest: The actress came over all shy as she arrived to party following her success on stage

Support: Johnathan Ross arrived hand in hand with his daughter to the afterparty
Support: Johnathan Ross arrived hand in hand with his daughter to the afterparty

The theatre event also attracted a host of actors from both the stage and screen.
Hollywood actor Chris Pine was in attendance as well as Comedienne Miranda Hart and theatre veteran Susannah Fielding.
The production is set to run until November.

A Midsummer Night's Dream Review- Quentin Letts


Rating: 5 Star Rating
Shakespeares’S Bottom is usually done as a self-regarding ‘hempen homespun’, a Warwickshire mechanical with too much to say for himself. Little Britain star David Walliams, naturally, has a camper take.

He makes Bottom a lisping Herbert, all cravat and pink shirt and thrown head gestures. He skips off stage holding hands with his amateur-theatricals boyfriend Peter Quince (Richard Dempsey).
A liberty with the Bard? Nope. It is a terrific idea: funny, fresh (ooh – fresh indeed) and rather endearing. It certainly makes sense of that name Shakespeare gives him.
This is a fine Dream. Mr Walliams co-stars with the constantly, impertinently, humorously sexy Sheridan Smith, whose Titania falls in love with Bottom when he is a donkey.
Miss Smith has a set of eyebrows that seem constantly a-quiver, as though she has just been shown something the size of a prize marrow.
At this point Mr Walliams is wearing a pair of equine teeth which make him resemble the fictitious Australian cultural attachĂ©, Sir  Les Patterson.
At other moments this Bottom reminded me of Frankie Howerd (is Mr Walliams not quite possibly Frankie’s reincarnation?).
Miss Smith, curvaceously slinky and with that very English impishness, could be a modern-day Diana Dors – before she started overdoing it on the cream puffs and Gordon’s gin.
Michael Grandage, London’s most reliable director, serves up a Dream which flashes plenty of flesh.
The male lovers, Lysander (Sam Swainsbury) and Demetrius (Stefano Braschi) have the looks and limbs of Calvin Klein underpant models. They duly strip to their smalls.
They and their bronzed girlfriends Hermia (Susannah Fielding) and a voracious Helena (Katherine Kingsley) bask in orange lighting front-of-stage.
This contrasts with greys and blues to the back where a vast, beguiling moon burns in the midsummer night’s sky. The fairy scenes (I mean in Titania’s court) are brushed with 1970s-style flower-power love songs.
Gavin Fowler’s Puck keeps  showing off his lithe torso – this show has more six-packs than Threshers. Miss Smith is done up  in a Toyah Willcox hairdo. Cleavage is provided.
The mechanicals’ play within a play has been done with more slapstick. A purist might want crisper diction from Miss Smith, though one would not want to sacrifice any of the show’s cantering pace.
This production catches the Sybaritic jollity, the vivid vim of the Dream. Even in autumnal London you catch a taste of midsummer.
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Maybe he really IS in love this time! Simon Cowell spends the day shopping with pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman before taking her out for dinner

He's had his fair share of girlfriends over the years.
But it seems as though Simon Cowell could be truly loved-up for the first time ever, as he proved while on a romantic day out with pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on Tuesday.
The music mogul appeared smitten as he doted on Lauren, who announced earlier this year that she is expecting a baby with Cowell.
Reunited: Simon Cowell visited his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman in New York after weeks apart, on Tuesday
Reunited: Simon Cowell visited his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman in New York after weeks apart, on Tuesday
The pair began their day with a spot of shopping in New York, before enjoying a pampering session at the Tracie Martyn salon.
While it is unclear whether Simon himself had any treatments, Lauren appeared to be glowing after spending the afternoon at the salon of superfacialist Tracie, who counts Madonna, Kate Winslet and Brad Pitt among her celebrity clients.

And Lauren appeared to be so impressed by the treatment that she even stocked up on some skincare products, as she was seen armed with bags from the salon as she headed into her apartment alongside Cowell.
The 53-year-old sported his trademark over-tight T-shirt as he escorted Lauren, 36, home.
Taking the lead: The expectant mother led the way back to her Big Apple apartment
Taking the lead: The expectant mother led the way back to her Big Apple apartment

Helping hand: The 53-year-old offered to carry some of his girlfriend's things
Helping hand: The 53-year-old offered to carry some of his girlfriend's things
And Lauren, who is four months along in her pregnancy, was clearly just as delighted as her famous beau.
The expectant mother wore stiletto boots and skinny jeans as she donned a black blazer for the cool autumn evening.
But Lauren's day out with Cowell wasn't over when they returned to the apartment, as the mogul then treated her to a bite to eat.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder: The pair have not been in the same city in weeks
Distance makes the heart grow fonder: The pair have not been in the same city in weeks
  
The pair changed for their evening out, with Lauren sporting a chic LBD and heels, and Cowell swapping his T-shirt for a white shirt
Clearly keen to treat his pregnant lover to the finer things in life, Cowell took Lauren to Carbone restaurant.
The Greenwich Village restaurant is widely considered to be one of the hottest eateries in New York, with frequent customers including Beyoncé and Jay Z, Jake Gyllenhaal and Katie Holmes.
Lauren has been in New York to be with her son Adam, whose father is her ex-husband Andrew Silverman.
Keeping the evening going: Cowell was later seen taking Lauren for a meal at Carbone in Greenwich Village
Keeping the evening going: Cowell was later seen taking Lauren for a meal at Carbone in Greenwich Village
Quick change: Cowell swapped his T-shirt for a shirt, while Lauren looked stunning in an LBD and heels
Quick change: Cowell swapped his T-shirt for a shirt, while Lauren looked stunning in an LBD and heels
Quick change: Cowell swapped his T-shirt for a shirt, while Lauren looked stunning in an LBD and heels


News of Lauren and Cowell's affair and her subsequent pregnancy was said to have rocked the mogul's harem, which includes singer Sinitta and his ex-fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, when news first became public on July 31.
However, the brunette beauty is reported to have contacted members of the harem in attempt to soothe over any tensions between them.

After years as just another member of the group of women, Lauren is now in prime position as girlfriend and future mother to the mogul's child.
Staying close: Lauren is four months pregnant with Cowell's first child
Staying close: Lauren is four months pregnant with Cowell's first child
Top notch: Carbone counts Beyoncé, Jay Z and Jake Gyllenhaal among its frequent customers
Top notch: Carbone counts Beyoncé, Jay Z and Jake Gyllenhaal among its frequent customers


And Simon couldn't be happier.
Earlier this month, he spoke about his romance with Lauren - who was married to Andrew when they first starting dating - and his impending fatherhood.

He told Ellen DeGeneres: 'Because everyone knows, it was well documented, it was kind of uncomfortable. You know, the situation.
'But these things happen and everything is kind of calm now and I'm happy. I'm actually happier than I've ever been.

'I can't blame the media because they've got a juicy story, but there was a lot of stuff said about her, that she trapped me and that she's a gold digger. Absolute nonsense. She's a great girl, but it was awkward because of the circumstances.'

He also made a rare public declaration of love, telling People: 'I love her and I love the fact that I'm having this baby.'
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'He gets a little jealous!': Kourtney Kardashian admits Mason is unimpressed with the amount of attention bestowed on baby North West

It is fair to say that the Kardashians are a family who thrive on attention.
So it is understandable that there were rumblings of jealousy amongst the younger clan, when Kim's baby North West arrived on the scene.
Sister Kourtney has revealed how her three-year-old son, Mason, with her boyfriend Scott Disick, is still adjusting to the new member of their family.
'He and Kim were so close!' Kourtney Kardashian has said that her son Mason is 'jealous' of his aunt Kim Kardashian's newest addition to the family, baby North
'He and Kim were so close!' Kourtney Kardashian has said that her son Mason is 'jealous' of his aunt Kim Kardashian's newest addition to the family, baby North
The 34-year-old star told People.com: 'He gets a little jealous because he and Kim were so close. He doesn't understand because he's not the big center of attention.'
Kourtney said that Kim is still learning how to cope with children and doesn't know what to say to make Mason feel better.

She said: 'I don't think [Kim] knows what to do; she's just like, 'You don't like me anymore?' She feels like he [...] is getting older and changing, and I think she gets confused and doesn't know how to handle it.'

Kourtney spoke of little Mason's confusion about having to share Kim's affection with a new baby.
Newest addition! Mason and Penelope are no longer the center of attention since Kim gave birth to baby North - whose father is Kanye West - on June 15 of this year
Newest addition! Mason and Penelope are no longer the center of attention since Kim gave birth to baby North - whose father is Kanye West - on June 15 of this year
He's like, 'Why don't you like me anymore?' because he sees her with the baby.'

But Kourtney's daughter Penelope, 14 months, is a huge fan of North, whose father is Kanye West, and is in 'awe' of her younger cousin.

The doting mother-of-two said: 'Whenever [Penelope] sees [North] -- the second she walks into the room, Penelope gets so excited.'
Close-knit family: Mason has always been close to his aunt Kim, and the pair are pictured here on a family outing in 2012 with his parents Kourtney and Scott, and Kanye West
Close-knit family: Mason has always been close to his aunt Kim, and the pair are pictured here on a family outing in 2012 with his parents Kourtney and Scott, and Kanye West
Mason and Penelope were the first children to be welcomed into the Kardashian clan, so it's understandable that the entire family formed a close bond with the little ones.

Kourtney and the children's father Scott Disick have been together since 2006, whilst Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar - who is currently enduring hardship following allegations of drug abuse and infidelity - do not have any children as of yet.

Meanwhile, Kim has recently had to move forward with her professional ventures, too.

Loved! Mason goofed around with his mother Kourtney Kardashian in this snap taken on Monday when the pair - according to Kourtney - got to meet Thomas the Tank Engine
Loved! Mason goofed around with his mother Kourtney Kardashian in this snap taken on Monday when the pair - according to Kourtney - got to meet Thomas the Tank Engine
The reality star signed on with a new publicist 'on the advice of Kanye West', leaving longtime representative Jill Fritzo to deal with the family's drama, reports the New York Post.

Her new representative is Ina Treciokas, who co-founded Slate PR and is also employed by Sarah Jessica Parker, Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Liev Shreiber and Jennifer Aniston's fiancé Justin Theroux.

'Kim wants to set herself apart from the Kardashian PR machine, and Kanye West advised her to build her own team,' a source told the newspaper.
Love: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been dating since March 2012 and the pair announced that they were expecting their first child in December 2012
Love: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been dating since March 2012 and the pair announced that they were expecting their first child in December 2012

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Getting lippy: Mollie King strikes a pose for Maybelline ahead of London Fashion Weekend

She's always been known as the fashionista of The Saturdays and even worked as a model before finding fame with the girl group.
So when it came to Vodafone London Fashion Weekend, as the only Londoner in the group, Mollie King was a natural choice to front the event's official make-up brand Maybelline.
The pop star, 26, will be modelling the latest looks and sharing her beauty tips with fans and fashionistas at this weekend's event at Somerset House.
Fashion fan: Mollie King gives it some lip as she poses for Maybelline ahead of Vodafone London Fashion Weekend
Fashion fan: Mollie King gives it some lip as she poses for Maybelline ahead of Vodafone London Fashion Weekend

And as London Fashion Week draws to a close, with a few days rest before Fashion Weekend kicks off, Mollie posed up a storm in the latest styles.
The Forever Is Over singer will be modelling upcoming collections, as well as hanging out in the Maybelline 'Make It Up' Lounge.
To celebrate her new role, Mollie customised her favourite lipstick, 'Color Sensational Vivids', in Fuchsia Flash, of which limited editions with her signature will be available.
Legging it: Mollie goes for a biker chick look in ripped shorts and leather jacket
Legging it: Mollie goes for a biker chick look in ripped shorts and leather jacket

Get the look: Mollie will be sharing her beauty tips with fans at Vodafone London Fashion Weekend
Get the look: Mollie will be sharing her beauty tips with fans at Vodafone London Fashion Weekend
  

Mollie has signed limited version of her favourite lipstick Color Sensational Vivids in Fuchsia Flash
Mollie has signed limited version of her favourite lipstick Color Sensational Vivids in Fuchsia Flash

She enthused: 'Maybelline was the first make-up brand I discovered and I've loved using it ever since, so I am thrilled to be their ambassador at Vodafone London Fashion weekend.
'Being a huge fan of fashion and the high street, Maybelline’s make-up is the perfect brand to complement my look. I choose the bright pink lipstick as my limited edition colour, as it adds colour to the lips in a really wearable way.'
Meanwhile, Mollie recently returned to London following a mini-break in Cannes.
Her little vacation was well earned after The Saturdays have been hard at work working on their new album.
Their latest single Disco Love is due for release in October, with their fourth studio album Living For The Weekend released two weeks later.
Mollie will be meeting fans and modelling the Autumn/Winter 2013 make-up looks at Maybelline's 'Make it up’ room at Somerset House on Friday and Saturday morning from 9am until 2pm.
Visitors to the stand will be treated to mini make-overs, watch live master classes and take part in Q&As with Maybelline's team of experts.
In demand: Mollie's Fashion Weekend appearance comes ahead of the release of The Saturdays' new single and album
In demand: Mollie's Fashion Weekend appearance comes ahead of the release of The Saturdays' new single and album
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