Their wedding was always going to be over the top but if a new report from the New York Post's Page Six is to be believed, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's nuptials descended into farce.
The
duo - collectively known as Kimye - tied the knot in a lavish ceremony
at the Forti di Belvedere in Florence, Italy last Saturday and in the
article, penned by an anonymous wedding insider, it is claimed that the
toilets were the most impressive part of the day, encased in a huge gold
box.
The
report, whose veracity has been questioned by Twitter users who
nonetheless rushed to share it, paints Kanye as a groomzilla who was
still making changes just one hour before the wedding began, even going
so far as to grab a saw to cut the bar in two and later giving himself a
45 minute toast.
Happily ever after: According to the New York
Post's Page Six, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lavish nuptials
descended into farce
Michelle
Gotthelf, the New York Post's Metropolitan Editor, tweeted the article
and wrote, 'Reads like fiction but sadly it's true. Inside #Kimye
wedding.'
Page
Six reporter Mara Siegler also shared it and wrote: 'Kimye's wedding:
Amazing. A "Golden Toilet Tower," Kanye cutting the bar in half and
giving himself 45 min toast.'
All true? The NY Post's Michelle Gotthelf tweeted that the article is completely true
While
staff from the paper claim the report is real, the publication did
originally mark the nupitals with a tongue-in-cheek announcement.
It
read: 'Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday. Sex-tape star Kim
Kardashian, 33, wed egotist Kanye West, 36, in a wedding opulent enough
for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.
''They
were betrothed at Florence's 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle.
Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle. The republic
still stands.'
Just married: Kim and Kanye shared this picture
after their wedding and a new report claims to spill the beans on
everything that happened including Kanye's groomzilla behaviour
If the hilarious claims are indeed true, they show that the Kimye wedding was even more lavish and OTT than expected.
While the Gold Toilet Tower was the focus of the bash, Kim and Kanye reportedly opted for a unique guest seating arrangements.
Rather
than using placecards, the paper reports 'they had a team of Italian
stonemasons engrave the name of each guest into the marble of the
tabletop in front of the individual place settings'.
30 life-sized nudes were created especially but many were damaged and only six made it to the reception.
Poking fun: The NY Post previously covered Kim and Kanye's wedding with this tongue in cheek article
Annoying: Jaden Smith is reported to have annoyed fellow guests by dressing up as Batman and running around causing chaos
Cape throwing: Vogue Italia's editor in chief,
Franca Sozzani is said to have gotten annoyed with Jaden for throwing
his cape over her head repeatedly
The
New York Post claims Kanye made a number of changes just hours before
the wedding including removing 80 lights from the dance floor and
stating: ‘I’m in the center of this party.'
And
the issues with the lights did not end there with Kim reportedly being
furious earlier when a spotlight hit her crotch as she walked into it
leading her to unplug all of the lights which left the cocktail area and
toilets in darkness.
Instead of the customary one dance for the bride and groom, the NY Post reports they had five
and blind opera singer Andrea Bocelli was reportedly forced to leave after his performance because there was no seat for him.
and blind opera singer Andrea Bocelli was reportedly forced to leave after his performance because there was no seat for him.
And
while Jaden Smith did indeed wear a white superhero costume, the paper
gives an hilarious account of him annoying fellow guests which is so
entertaining that one can only hope it is true.
The
paper states: 'Will Smith‘s son Jaden wore a white Batman costume and
ran around like a chicken with its head cut. Vogue Italia’s editor in
chief, Franca Sozzani, was getting irritated because he kept coming up
behind her and throwing his cape over her head.'
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